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Perez Hilton: You Gotta Be Fucking Kidding Me, Right?

Posted by Clem Bastow on July 15, 2008

Perez Hilton continues to make me weep for humankind. From the last day or so’s posts, first we have this piece on Jennifer Garner’s rumoured pregnancy. Here’s the, ahem, compelling evidence:

As if that helpful bright red circle wasn’t enough to make you see – you know, her totally massive stomach – Perez adds this corker

The pregnancy speculation is gonna go into overdrive now!

Jennifer Garner (with hubby Ben Affleck and daughter Violet) was spotted wearing a very big, flowy top at a park in Brentwood this past weekend.

Is that a bump?????

For real? “Very big flowy top”? Is that a bump? Well I don’t know, Perez, you tell me – it looks like a normal woman’s stomach! Oh but, right, if women don’t look like Megan Fox (seemingly the only female immune to Perez’s “wit”), then they must be fat.

And then, he ups his feminist credentials with a piece on Sienna Miller – here’s the charming title in full:

Slut! Slut! Slut

Yup, you read correctly. Here’s his justification for the outburst:

Sienna Miller has no shame!

The actress makes out with her married new boyfriend while on holiday together in Italy.

Because, you know, it’s all Sienna Miller’s fault. Poor, defenseless Balthazar Getty is clearly mentally impaired and incapable of stopping the big bad lady from breaking up his marriage.

Did Perez have his first orgasm while reading The Scarlet Letter or something? With each day my loathing of this sexist, misogynist, homophobic knobwrench grows exponentially.

4 Responses to “Perez Hilton: You Gotta Be Fucking Kidding Me, Right?”

  1. sjx said

    Based on Perez’s criteria, it then looks like Ben Afleck is expecting triplets in that photo.

    Floppy tee shirt – check.
    Big beer paunch – check.

    =

    TRIPLETS!

  2. tina_sparkle said

    yep, always the woman’s fault. always.

    get me a bucket. perez hilton needs a bullet.

  3. audrey said

    Perez is vile. I can’t stand how his special brand of misogyny has been legitimised by millions of fans around the world.

    Not that it would make a difference to his right to express these views, but honestly…this man is casting judgement on hotties like Jennifer Garner?

    Also, I can’t help it. Ben Affleck looks like a stone fox in that pic.

  4. Mel said

    Yeah, reclaim the word “knobwrench”. Clearly Ben has been eating too much ham and could remedy his situation with a swift dozen push-ups.

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