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Fresh Australian Feminism

I Said Put On A Swimsuit, Not Take A Whorebath

Posted by Elmo Keep on July 14, 2008

“Let me judge you: I give you a four, five, whatever comes after seven and keys to a hotel room.”

Back in the land before time, also referred to as the 1980s, there was a big HOOT about fashion. In the clip above, your soon-to-be-favourite comedienne, Deven Green, mashes a HILARIANT voice-over on top of the already — though unintentionally — hilarious home order videos of Brenda Dickson, a one-time star of The Young and The Restless. The Welcome to My Home series can be enjoyed in their original, instructional glory (including how to drape a fox over your shoulder — it’s very dramatic.) Or, you could watch Deven’s parody videos and get right on to regaling your co-workers with one-liners.

“Another diet tip is, if you get too much of anything in your mouth, just spit it out. I know I do!”

“Kudos, me.”

“I’m so exhausted, but that doesn’t stop me reading porn to the blind.”

Related/Timely: Betty Powers, America’s Best Christian.


One Response to “I Said Put On A Swimsuit, Not Take A Whorebath”

  1. I love this girl. She’s simply amazing.

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