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It’s Not Like WE’RE The Ones Saying Jessica Simpson Is A Pornstar

Posted by Lee on July 15, 2008

Jessica Simpson dress makes her a pornstar at Lake Tahoe” say our old friends at Sydney Confidential.

Poor old Jess. Would you just look at her in the “pornstar” getup:

Jeez, can’t a girl leave the house anymore and show a bit of thigh without accusations of perversion? Jess, you have gorgeous legs and if mine were as perfectly toned and honey-caramel coloured as yours, I’d be getting about in much less then what you are wearing.

I actually think I have a very similar black version of this dress in my own wardrobe. Which means that clearly I have not realised my true calling in life and should enrol at my local tertiary institute immediately for my diploma in Sexing for the Camera.

But please note the deflection in the opening paragraph of this extraordinary piece of insult.

COUNTRY music singer and actress Jessica Simpson has come under fire for wearing a dress, which the UK press claims has made her look like a “pornstar”.

Anyone notice what they did there? Sydney Confidential have provided us with the perfect salacious headline to only point us in the right direction of the true accuser at the equally high-brow rag, Daily Mail:

Girl-next-door Jessica Simpson drops a blonde bombshell with her ‘porn-star dress’

At least the Daily Mail didn’t say Jess was a porn star, they just said she was dressing like one. But hey, what’s the difference, eh?

If it looks like a whore, it must be a whore, right?

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4 Responses to “It’s Not Like WE’RE The Ones Saying Jessica Simpson Is A Pornstar”

  1. lozzy said

    but she DOES look like a porn star.

  2. tina_sparkle said

    funny, all the porn stars I’ve seen are naked.

  3. lozzy said

    I feel bad that you’ve apparently missed the porn awards!

  4. Jessica said

    yeah, you’re right. i’ve never seen jenna jameson with her clothes on. like, ever.

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